1.23.2013

Top Ten Pickup Lines For Valentines Day!

Need some help finding a date this Valentines Day? Here are a few pickup lines that are sure to work!

Top Five Pickup Lines
5.   "On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
4.   "Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' you!"
3.   "Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes."
2.   "Will you go out with me?" Check one [   ]Yes  [   ]Back flip
1.   "Hi, my name is Tim Tebow" ***this only works if you are in fact, Tim Tebow***

Top Five Christian Pickup Lines
5.   "Need a ride to church?"
4.   "I believe one of my ribs belongs to you"
3.   "I've been reading the book of Joshua. How many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?"
2.   "My name is Will, God's Will"
1.   "What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet everyone with a holy kiss?"



10 comments:

  1. These are so funny! Where did you find these at?

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    1. Mostly Pinterest & Twitter. I remembered some and a few have actually been used on me before ;/ LOL

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    2. Has the Tim Tebow one been used on you?

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  2. These are great! Totally stealing them to use for my hubby's Valentine's Day card!

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  3. Haha I'm dying over these! My favorite is "I believe one of my ribs belongs to you." Ha - so funny.

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    1. I know!! Aren't they so cheesy and great!

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  4. Ohhh my gosh! The Christian pick up lines....too much!! hahaha!! New follower :)

    http://herestohappinesses.blogspot.com/

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    1. Haha I know, aren't they great!
      Welcome!! Thanks so much for joining!!

      xoxoKerri

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